are you optimising your unique potential as a humanoid to acquire vocabulary insistent on making change and prioritising wellbeing for your employees? you're a perfect fit for LinkedIn.

everyone on linkedin talks in word salad. what’s wrong with them. why are they like this.

copy+pasted linkedin profile:

High-impact senior digital executive leading transformative growth & change. Redefining customer experiences using digital, technology, strategy, data and insights. Customer innovation leader focused on strategy that drives business certainty and simplifies complexity, from start to scale. Able to influence positive change in highly matrixed environments.

what the fuck does any of this mean? is there a word for the forced optimisation of the human potential to sound like a fuckhead? these people are so weird. they’re worse than cryptoheads whose identity is so fundamentally tied to a language that no one outside of cryptoheads can possibly understand. this is giving me a headache. but i stay silly.

okay this has given me an idea. keep your eyes peeled on my youtube channel.